A Graeae and Derby Theatre co-production. Book and lyrics by Paul Sirett and music by Max Runham. Directed by Jenny Sealey.

A rebellious folk-punk musical about love, belonging and what happens when the state decides who belongs.

Good evening everybody, and welcome to the Wedding Fayre!

Not married yet?

Don’t feel the need to get hitched?

Don’t believe in it?

You might not have a choice…

In this darkly humoured vision of a near future, the authorities have declared that any adult who does not conform to the newly minted English standards of ‘normal’ must be married to somebody who does, by midnight tonight. Or else.

Tom and Ned are running out of time. Fast.

With the clock ticking, do they find a wife at the Wedding Fayre… or do they fight back?

All performances creatively integrate British Sign Language, captions and audio description.